To all Pinoys out there! :)

• Reporter : Ngayong nanalo ka
• Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
• Manny : Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
• Reporter : Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
• Manny : Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know
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• Dionesia : Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
• Doctor: (gulat) magpapaseksi ka na?
• Dionesia : Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
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• Pacquiao : Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..
• Hatton : Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
• Pacquiao : Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know...
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• Aling Dionisia : Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
• Inday : Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
• Aling Dionisia : Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya
• kailangan ko yung seeds.
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• Pacquiao : Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
• Jinky : Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
• Pacquiao : Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!
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• Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
• - Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
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• Sa Las Vegas
• Waiter : May i take your order, Madam?
• Aling Dionisia : Soup
• Waiter : Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
• Aling Dionisia : Soup drenks!
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• Sa isang Birthday Party
• Aling Dionisia : Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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• You is!' 'you is! you is!'
• sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..
• Andito na ako sa 'you is!'
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• Chavit : Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan
• lang sa tabi ng ringside.
• Manny : I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN
• WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!
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• =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
• haha.